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1 " Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. "
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2 " Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. "
3 " Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. "
4 " Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. "
5 " Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat! "
6 " Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals. "