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The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2) QUOTES

The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2) QUOTES

1 " Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

2 " His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

3 " Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that? "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

4 " People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

5 " What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

6 " The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

7 " He'd kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur's reasons. Of course, you'll be just as dead. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

8 " Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

9 " The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about the walls and carpet. They could be replaced, but I'd collected those damned stuffed toys over years. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

10 " Important safety tip with most of the spiritual world: if you ignore it, it has less power. This does not work with demons or other demi-beings. Other exceptions to the rule are vampires, zombies, ghouls, lycanthropes, witches...Oh, hell, ignoring only works for ghosts. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

11 " I felt like shit, but it was happy shit. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

12 " Hope is a lying bitch. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

13 " I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

14 " I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

15 " My right hand was sort of casually near my gun, without looking like I was reaching for my gun. It wasn't easy. Reaching for a gun usually looks like reaching for a gun. No one seemed to notice though. Goody for our side. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

16 " Great." I didn't say thank you, because it seemed wrong. I wanted to call her a bitch and shoot her between the eyes, but then I would have had to shoot Enzo, too. And how would I explain that to the police? She was breaking no laws. Dammit. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

17 " I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

18 " I didn't want to understand. Bert had been thrilled that the police wanted to put me on retainer. He told me I would gain valuable experience working with the police. All I had gained so far was a wider variety of nightmares. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

19 " My purse, like all purses, seems to have a traveling black hole in it. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)

20 " Most of the time you're ass deep in alligators. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , The Laughing Corpse (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #2)