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Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20) QUOTES

Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20) QUOTES

1 " I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

2 " I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

3 " Babe,” Ranger said, “you need to make some decisions.” “I made decisions. I’m just having a hard time sticking to them. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

4 " And here's the good part: He got a tongue could measure twenty-one inches. Bet Mrs. Giraffe likes that one. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

5 " I bet,” Lula said. “If it was me I would have been burning out the motor on my intimate appliances. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

6 " Finding out” with Ranger is a whole different deal than finding out with Lula. Lula and I are Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz. Ranger is Batman. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

7 " Ranger unlocked my door, pulled me to him, and kissed me. The kiss started out gentle and finished with enough heat to raise the temperature in the hallway by ten degrees. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

8 " was pulled out of the water and wrapped in a blanket. Someone removed the cuffs. Ranger held me tight against him, his cheek against mine. “You’re okay,” he said. “You’re safe. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

9 " You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what? "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

10 " So all you have to do is get in touch with Spider-Man? "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

11 " Did you happen to hear anything about me this afternoon?” “Just how you got thrown off the bridge and Ranger jumped in to save you.” “Does Mom know?” “Yeah. She ironed sheets for three hours, mumbling about how she wished you were more like your sister with all the kids and a lawyer for a husband, and how she couldn’t understand you not wanting to be a butcher. And then she had a couple nips of booze while she was making supper, and some red wine when we sat down to eat, and she was pretty much in a nice stupor by the time I left. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

12 " If he’s as frustrated as I am, he’ll be at Rita’s,” Ranger said. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

13 " I grew up with Morelli, lost my virginity to him, ran over him with my father’s Buick in a fit of justifiable rage, and now years later he’s my boyfriend. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

14 " The other hand wanted to wrap itself around Ranger’s most perfect body part and not let go. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

15 " Pretty,” he said. “The wine?” “You.” I was wearing a white T-shirt and striped pajama bottoms with a drawstring waist. My feet were bare and my hair was down and disorderly. “This would be perfect if we were in my apartment and not yours, and you were spending the night,” he said. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

16 " I didn’t do anything with him. He wanted a date for tonight.” “Holy crap,” Lula said. “And?” Connie said. “And I had a restless night thinking about it,” I told them. “I bet,” Lula said. “If it was me I would have been burning out the motor on my intimate appliances. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

17 " You need a real gun,” Lula said. “I don’t need a real gun. I’m not shooting anyone.” “Suppose they shoot at you first?” “I wave my arms in the air, scream like a girl, and run away as fast as I can. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

18 " A while back he dated Lula, but Lula was allergic to his cats, and Tank wasn’t giving up his cats for love or money or Lula. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

19 " We could track down a gang guy wanted for armed robbery and assault.” “That sounds like a lot of fun, but I might have to pass on account of I don’t want to die right now.” “We could visit some of Sunny’s relatives and ask if he’s staying with them.” “Ditto for the above reason. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)

20 " I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances. "

― Janet Evanovich , Takedown Twenty (Stephanie Plum, #20)