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Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12) QUOTES

Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12) QUOTES

1 " Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

2 " I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

3 " I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

4 " One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

5 " Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

6 " Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

7 " they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

8 " Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

9 " I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

10 " I sensed a familiar presence behind me. A hand brushed my hair back, and Ranger leaned in to me and kissed me on the nape of my neck. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

11 " I woke up wrapped in Ranger’s arms, our legs entwined, my face snuggled into his neck. He smelled nice, and he felt even better . . . warm and friendly. I enjoyed it for a moment before reality took hold. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

12 " I always listen,” Ranger said. “I don’t always agree. I have a problem right now that I can’t seem to solve by myself. I need you to help me find my daughter. And there’s an even bigger problem involved. I feel a financial and moral obligation to my daughter. I send child support, I send birthday and Christmas presents, I visit when I’m invited. But I’ve kept myself emotionally distanced. I’m not emotionally distanced from you. I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you because I was using you to find someone . . . even if that someone was my daughter. So I have to make every effort to keep you safe.” “You’re a little smothering. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

13 " This thing’s giving me an eye twitch,” Ranger said. “Can you get the sound off?” I started pressing buttons and the screen went blank. “How’s that?” I asked. “Babe, you shut the system down.” “Yes, but the sound is off.” “Reprogram it.” “No need to get testy,” I told him. “I don’t know where I’m going.” “I have a map. You just get on I-95 south and take the Springfield exit.” “And then what?” “Then you’ll have to pull over and reprogram the GPS.” Ranger cut his eyes to me and there was the tiniest of smiles on his mouth. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

14 " Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino good looks. He always smelled great. He dressed only in black. His eyes were dark. His hair was dark. His life was dark. Ranger had lots of secrets. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

15 " Holy cow!” I said. “You can’t go to the door like that!” “My gun’s in the kitchen.” “Yes, but your underwear’s on the floor in my bedroom!” And that wasn’t the biggest problem. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

16 " Ranger hung my bag on my shoulder and looked at me. “Are you okay with all this?” “Actually, I feel like throwing up a lot.” “It’s the doughnuts.” “It’s my life. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

17 " Yeah, I’m a classy guy.” Ranger scooped up a handful of popcorn. “A little girl’s life is at stake. That doesn’t leave much room for ego and turf wars. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

18 " Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who’s extremely bad in an incredibly good way. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

19 " carried me into the bedroom and tossed me onto the bed. “Five minutes,” he said, lacing his shoes. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)

20 " You don’t listen.” “I always listen,” Ranger said. “I don’t always agree. I have a problem right now that I can’t seem to solve by myself. I need you to help me find my daughter. And there’s an even bigger problem involved. I feel a financial and moral obligation to my daughter. I send child support, I send birthday and Christmas presents, I visit when I’m invited. But I’ve kept myself emotionally distanced. I’m not emotionally distanced from you. I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you because I was using you to find someone . . . even if that someone was my daughter. So I have to make every effort to keep you safe.” “You’re a little smothering. "

― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)