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21 " Is that-am I looking at her beaver?"Mid-swig, I choke on the mouthful of beer, sputtering and coughing. After I recover, I ask jokingly, "'Beaver'? Are you Canadian or something? "
― Helena Hunting , Pucked (Pucked, #1)
22 " What do you want, douche-whore? Haven’t you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth fucking session with your fuckhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too? "
23 " Do you want to get out of here?""Buck will kill you.""I can take him. "
24 " You really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health.” I’m irritated by the attention he’s drawing to us and my fake bad habit, so I fire off an insult. “So are venereal diseases. You don’t hear me lecturing you on your whoriness. "
25 " I want to be his love slave. An image of me in a black corset wearing a collar with a leash attached to it pops into my head. Maybe stupid Lydia was right to cut the smut from the book club for a while. "
26 " face-to-pussy resuscitation "
27 " He's like the Energizer Bunny on crack with an amazing dick. "
28 " There’s something you should probably know.” “Please don’t tell me you had gender reassignment surgery. I don’t think I can manage that today. "
29 " Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria’s Secret for an unknown amount. It’s made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date. "
30 " Understandable, really. Moist is a terrible word.” “So true. It should only be used to describe the consistency of cake. "
31 " I slide his pants over his hips. His cock pops out, nearly smacking me in the face. I bob and weave to avoid getting poked in the eye by his swinging dick. My lack of coordination is an unfortunate issue, and I inadvertently whack it. "
32 " You can’t blackball people out of a book club.” “Says who? I was happy reading mindless smut. I’m buying the CliffsNotes. "
33 " My fingers touch each other and he’s squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God’s fixation with wieners. "
34 " Buck is mammoth, like a yeti. A huge, perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck’s an excellent hockey player. I’d agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets that much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes. "
35 " beaver drools in my underwear. "
36 " We’re both making noises similar to the soundtrack of a porno—they’re coming from me because I’m finally touching his ridiculously huge dick again; and I assume it probably feels good for Alex, too. "
37 " If I’m going out with him tomorrow, I have work to do. By work, I mean some beaverscaping. "
38 " It’s a monster.” Her nose scrunches in disgust. “You mean it’s deformed?” “No. I mean it’s huge.” “How huge?”“Unnaturally huge.” “Like a porno dick?” “Exactly. "
39 " I’m so pucked. There’d better be a support group for hockey hookers. "
40 " Alex has unbelievable stamina, as expected. He’s like the Energizer Bunny on crack with an amazing dick. "