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Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress QUOTES

Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress QUOTES

1 " I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. "

― G.G. Silverman , Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

2 " I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society. "

― G.G. Silverman , Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

3 " This is what my high school life had become—a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. "

― G.G. Silverman , Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

4 " Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees. "

― G.G. Silverman , Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

5 " If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere. "

― G.G. Silverman , Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

6 " Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer. "

― G.G. Silverman , Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress