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1 " The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. "
― Ian Strang , The Grand Scheme of Things
2 " The Law of Chaos: Any activity or event that seems to lie beyond the boundaries of possibility will usually be the first thing to occur. "
3 " The Law of Logical Insanity: Anything that can easily be explained using common sense and rational thought is probably too simplistic and therefore false and untrue. "
4 " The Law of Gossip: Anything that cannot be readily answered with the facts will eventually be answered with something completely made up and far more interesting. "