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The Kirkwood Project QUOTES

The Kirkwood Project QUOTES

1 " There's no such thing as a sane woman. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

2 " People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

3 " No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

4 " I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

5 " I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

6 " Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

7 " All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

8 " If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

9 " Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

10 " Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

11 " His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

12 " Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America? "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

13 " I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

14 " A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

15 " Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project

16 " Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid. "

― Andrew Sturm , The Kirkwood Project