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1 " For unto you is given this day a boot to the head. "
― Adam Sternbergh , Shovel Ready (Spademan, #1)
2 " No matter what you have, or how lucky you think you are, there’s nothing in this world you can hold on to so tightly that it can’t be taken from you. "
3 " You’ll leave a trail of trash on this Earth that will far exceed anything of worth you leave behind. For every ounce of heirloom, you leave a ton of landfill. "
4 " when only poor people use something, no one takes care of it. Roads, schools, neighborhoods. Subways too. "
5 " People get upset when you say you kill people. Fair enough. "
6 " Let’s set the bar for ideas a little higher than not terrible. "
7 " Come nuclear winter, Hacky Sacks will prevail. A lone sack, being hackyed, on some burnt-out horizon. We’ll know civilization, and jam bands, survived. "
8 " I may have once had some thin faith in something like cosmic justice, but now I believe in box-cutters. "
9 " For every ounce of heirloom, you leave a ton of landfill. "
10 " New York. The greatest concentration of human potential in the history of the world. So much so that they had to start piling the people one on top of the other. An island so crowded it had nowhere to go but up. "
11 " Every fourteen year old a supermodel, every forty year old still trying to pass for a teen. My Little Pony backpacks used to be a reliable indicator. Same with heels and belly piercings. No more. "