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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) QUOTES

How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) QUOTES

1 " Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

2 " Hi Maggie, it's nice to see you again,' he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

3 " There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

4 " You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate--hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

5 " Instead of celebrating with a cake (too full of poisonous refined sugars) and presents (too materialistic), my mother would come into my room at exactly 3:57 A.M. to tell me the story of my miraculous emergence into this world, as if it was some fairy tale. Although I supposed few fairy tales involved the words 'vaginal flowering'. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

6 " THE BLUE GLACIER SALOON was part general store, part restaurant, part bar. It was my fantasy come true, a Stuckey’s that served shots. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

7 " A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right? "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

8 " He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a snowplough, but he was such a cheerful guy it was hard to stay pissed at him. Besides every village needs an idiot. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

9 " I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

10 " Cooper! Help!'
The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

11 " The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a schedule for the community centre that might finally settle the ongoing feud between the local quilting group and the bridge club.

It was good to be queen. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

12 " If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

13 " He's like that with everybody. Don't take it personally. Some people were just born with a pinecone shoved up their butts.
In Cooper's case, it's lodged sideways. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

14 " What do you want from me, Maggie? Advice? Absolution? Go forth and be a bitch no more. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

15 " Maybe it was just an over abundance of hormones, a response to a sexual starvation diet. I'd been without for so long that my body was craving the worst possible thing for me. Cooper was carnal triple chocolate cheesecake, deep-fried on a stick. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

16 " Well, pardon me for not knowing about the thermal-only panty rule,” I said, smirking as he dipped his head to nuzzle one of the silky bra cups. “I’ll rush right out and buy some long johns.”
Pausing to look up with perfect sincerity, he promised, “If you do, I will weep. Like a little girl. In public. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

17 " When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he asks "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

18 " It was not healthy for one man's smile to make my panties spontaneously combust "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

19 " Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for you to be busy or too distracted to realize that you’ve given them permission to feed on the pizza guy.
—Siring for the Stupid: A Beginner’s Guide to Raising Newborn Vampires "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)

20 " Why couldn’t I have spent the last few months like this, wrapped in his arms, drinking in the warm, spicy scent of him? Oh, wait. Cooper was a complete dick to me, that’s why. "

― Molly Harper , How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)