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Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington QUOTES

Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington QUOTES

1 " I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em! "

― Karl Pilkington , Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington

2 " it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing. "

― Karl Pilkington , Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington

3 " Normally you can’t hear your own voice cos you’re talking over it, "

― Karl Pilkington , Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington