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The Archer QUOTES

1 " Jesus! We can't just sit here and twiddle our thumbs. Who's the brains of this outfit, anyway?"
"I think that was Shaw," Carl said wryly as his mind landed on an idea. "Before he went mad' that is. Now I suppose it's you, God help us. "
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Shawn asked in a hurt voice. "I've not gone mad!"
"Uh huh. What's the plan, Dixie?" Carl asked as he spared Shawn a glance before turning his gaze back on Remy. Remy blinked at him.
"You can't put him in charge," Shawn protested. "We'll be in the shit and he'll stop to get an ice cream, for fuck's sake!"
"What's wrong with ice cream?" Remy asked in an insulted voice.
"I think you missed the point of the comment," Thiago muttered as he sat down in the kitchen besid Nikolaus. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

2 " He'd just called Shawn a bottom, though, and Shawn looked pissed. Call Remy a bottom and he would jump you and let you screw his brains out. Call Thiago a bottom and he would look at you for five minutes, shrug, and the go about his business. Call Nikolaus a bottom and he might cry. Call Brandt a bottom and you might get a blowjob, you might just get blown up. But call Shawn a bottom?
Carl supposed he was about to find out what happened when you called Shawn a bottom. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

3 " Close counts in handguns as well, in my book," Remy argued.
"Your book is written in purple crayon. No one cares. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

4 " I could kill you with a pinecone. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

5 " My God, how long would you have let me wander around Prague before you said 'hold up a minute, Helga, this isn't Japan! "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

6 " Untie me so I can kill you. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

7 " All that rational thinking had to be thrown out the window. This was why he liked irrational thinking so much better. It took less effort and the conclusions you came to were harder to refute.
- Brandt "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

8 " No, Shawn, he did a lovely little choreographed number and tapped it out in Morse Code. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

9 " Yes, things catch fire," Shawn ground out as he switched the safety off and cocked the gun threateningly, letting it dig even further into Brandt's cheek. "But hotel rooms do not just catch fire! Automobiles do not just catch fire! And my favorite pair of sweatpants do not just catch fire! "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

10 " It's not a bomb, you ignorant fuck! It's a grenade! "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

11 " Quiero Taco Bell, asshole? "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

12 " What's a miffin?"

"Trippy muffin. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

13 " Obsessive compulsive" Nikolaus mumble in amusement.
"I would rather eat a grenade than make a line with two different colors!" Remy responded in a pained voice as he pointed at the pad of paper. Thiago snickered as he continued to torment the Cajun with his blue pen.
Speaking of grenades, though... Brandt had a timing device around here somewhere. What had he done with it? "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

14 " I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one! "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

15 " Death by muffin. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

16 " So you st that charge, and then put yourself right smack in the middle of the blast radius?" Brandt asked with what might have been open admiration. Remy nodded curtly. "Marry me," Brandt requested with unholy glee.
Remy cracked a smile and Carl laughed softly at Brandt's side. Shawn and Nikolaus both sat motionless, staring at Remy disbelievingly. Thiago rolled his eyes and cleared is throat. Nothing Remy did surprised him now. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

17 " Yeah well, sorry I 'fucked' at you "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

18 " Bad Dixie! No more sex for you! "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

19 " Brandt certainly didn’t see what the big deal was. Things caught fire; it wasn’t always Brandt’s fault. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer

20 " You prance in my mind, Mary. "

― Abigail Roux , The Archer