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Lost in Hollywood QUOTES

Lost in Hollywood QUOTES

1 " Some girls have brothers who burp; some have brothers who punch them. I have one who thinks he’s parked at my house temporarily while he’s between intergalactic voyages. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood

2 " We need a teleporter,” Grant said, staring at the traffic. “Intelligent life on other planets teleport all the time. I’m sure.” I whispered to Payton, “I’d like to teleport him back to his home planet. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood

3 " Grant…doesn’t use the helmet for football. He tapes balls of aluminum foil to it to help him connect with aliens who might try to talk to him. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood

4 " Dad hooked the pipe cleaners over his ears. “You can wear this to soak up your drool while you sleep . . . or . . . I suppose, while you’re awake, if you’re the kind of person who drools when you’re awake. I would imagine there are people like that. And it keeps your pillowcase dry, or your shirt, if you’re awake. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood

5 " Mom rushed away from the TV—something she only does for a pee emergency or a grease fire. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood

6 " We high-fived by tapping our Twizzlers together. We’d come up with a million different ways to high-five without using our palms. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood

7 " I swear I must have a weird magnet. There is no other way to explain the statistical improbability that I could have this many weird people in my life. "

― Cindy Callaghan , Lost in Hollywood