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1 " Picture the person who intimidates you most. Now picture them crouched like a dog, pooping on the sidewalk, looking up at you, all vulnerable. We all poop. Maybe not on the sidewalk, but nobody is better than you and don't let them think they are for a minute. "
― Caprice Crane ,
2 " Ever think about how much that sucks? Sunday is the weekend, but it's also a school night. Kind of ruins the whole day. Like if you get quiet enough on a Sunday night, you can almost hear Monday taunting you with the theme from Jaws. "
3 " It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance. "
4 " It wasn't until later, when I was lying in bed, alone with my thoughts,that I felt uneasy feeling return. This is why you should never be alone with your thoughts, I thought. You thoughts are shitty company. They eat all the pizza and don't help clean up and they make you get all freaked out about the future. "
5 " Actually saying OMG out loud should only happen if you're being ironic or asking your phone for directions to the Oklahoma Meerkat Gardens. "
6 " This girl did not scream 'cheerleader' at first glance. Or fourteenth. "
7 " I was on fire - or whatever the equivalent of 'on fire' is when you're 'in water'. (En fuego sounds awesome. En agua, not so much. No offense, Michael Phelps. Or Aquaman. Or Nemo.) "
8 " Skyler watched Xan approach with the look of a child being spoon-fed spinach.You can make all the airplane noises you want to, Mom, but it's not gonna make that green crap any more appetizing. "
9 " you don't have to tear down others to build yourself up "
10 " your success doesn't depend upon the failure of others "