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21 " Guess what I got in the trunk? An Igloo cooler. And guess what's in the cooler? A human head.'Shad violently expelled the cigar out the window. He wiped his mouth on the sleeve of his camo jacket.'No joke,' Garcia said. 'Property of one Francisco Goyo, deceased. I can't begin to tell you how much gas I've wasted on the case. The fat prick got dumped in a dozen different zip codes.''Why,' Shad asked, 'do you got his head in an Igloo?''So it won't stink up the car. "
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22 " She said, 'you think I'm a whore?''Don't be ridiculous.'Erin stepped back from the water. 'But you wouldn't want your daughter doing what I do.''My daughter,' said Garcia, 'is not leaving the house until she's thirty years old. "
23 " Erin said, 'I'll ask you what you've been dying to ask me: how in the world can you do it?''Do what?''Your job. Dead bodies, day after day. I couldn't take it.'The detective said, 'hey, it's a growth industry. The state could sell fucking bonds. "
24 " Would he go for a bribe? Straight cash?''He says it's against his principles,' David Dilbeck said. 'But he's amenable to a free blowjob.'A pulse became visible in Moldowsky's neck. 'Let's see if I understand. Only if the lady goes down on the judge does she get custody of her child?''He says he'll consider it, that's all. 'Brownie points' is the way he put it.''David, I'll say this: you're one terrific negotiator. They needed you at the fucking SALT talks. "
25 " Again, Urbana had offered valuable counsel: 'A nice smile beats forty-inch jugs any day! "
26 " In five minutes Urbana Sprawl was due to wrestle in a vat of cooked linguini. "