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There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2) QUOTES

There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2) QUOTES

1 " Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it’s no good living in the fucking past. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)

2 " The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)

3 " The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)

4 " Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it’s one of the slowest songs I can think of. You’d have been better off doing a slow waltz to something with that tempo. The other factor may have been the large amount of beer you consumed beforehand. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)

5 " My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I’ve never once seen him filling up the tank of my car. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)

6 " My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big Man Upstairs does what he can but I’ve never once seen him filling up the tank of my car. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)

7 " Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch Down, Dick Out", would know that perception was way off the mark. "

― Mark Jackman , There's Something About Dying (Old Liston Tales #2)