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1 " She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up their lives to cover my conversationalist shortcomings. "
― Molly Harper , The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #2)
2 " I don't care what tomorrow brings, as long as I have you. "
3 " Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation. "
4 " Ah, spite, the stuff of fairy tales. "
5 " You're right, it was a bad phone," I said, lifting an eyebrow. "Look at it, lying there, all superior. The phone had it coming. "
6 " Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa. "
7 " I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the corner is actually stuffed full of my paperbacks. "
8 " He ground into me. His denim covered OHMYGOD pressing into my hot uncovered.... lady business. I really had to start using grown up words. "
9 " Nick: I'm not leaving you. I don't care what you try to do to push me away. I don't care what comes along. I'm here. If you think I'm going to back down now, you're crazy.Maggie: So you're going to love me out of spite?Nick: Yes.Maggie: Ah, spite, the stuff of fairy tales. "
10 " How many family conversations are going to be interrupted by me telling you, no, you can't kill someone and make it look like an accident? "
11 " Yeah, but when has telling someone to do what makes them happy ever resulted in a good decision? Remember when we told cousin Todd to do what made him happy and he came home with recently augmented boobs? "
12 " Why would anyone on the crew put on a red shirt? Honestly, it’s like they’re standing in front of their closet, and they’re thinking, ‘Yellow? Blue? Nah, today’s a good day to die. "
13 " You’ve seen one penis, you’ve seen them all. I had to stop saying that in front of my mother, because she said it was something a hooker would put on a business card. "
14 " Nick and I are putting on a puppet show, Coop,” I responded dryly. “Please, Lord, don’t let that be a position I haven’t heard of,” Cooper said, shuddering. "
15 " We should have never encouraged you to speak. "
16 " Nick: I love you. Who was wrong?Maggie: I was wrong.Nick: Who was right?Maggie: Don't push it. "
17 " You're pulling a Lassie on me, aren't you? "
18 " [Dad] once told Cooper that the trick to a happy life was to find the person you can't breathe without and marry her. "
