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1 " He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars. "
― Marika Christian , Phone Kitten
2 " Sometimes I had difficulty remembering that "all you can eat" is not a personal challenge. "
3 " Craig was a grammar ninja. "
4 " Only there was one problem. I was used to shopping in the plus-size section of Walmart. I’d never walked into this store in my life. This was a real-person store. Chubby girls were prohibited from going into this store. I wasn’t sure I was a real person yet. "
5 " was. Every girl in my class knew who he was. I’d bet a fair number of them had fantasized about him “conquering” them when we studied "