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Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1) QUOTES

Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1) QUOTES

1 " Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue? "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

2 " That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

3 " I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

4 " Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

5 " Jonah squealed, jumping up and down and shaking his pom-poms. His skirt swished around his scrawny yellow knees.
“Jonah, can I give you a piece of sisterly advice?”
“Yeah.”
“If you ever want to lose your virginity, don’t do that again. Ever. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

6 " I stumbled into a clearing. In the springtime, it was probably the kind of place you’d like to hang out with sparkly vampires. But it was slightly less attractive in the rain. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

7 " What kind of emergency?”
“Uh …”
“Gynecology or acupuncture?”
What the heck would an acupuncture-related emergency be like? "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

8 " I'm going to go hunt some zombie," he said. It would have sounded pretty cool if his voice hadn't cracked in the middle of the sentence. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

9 " After a quick meltdown in the bathroom, I went downstairs. When I turned the corner at the bottom of the basement steps, Jonah lept at me, waving a plastic bag in my face.
I'd never been so happy to see a Country Market bag in my life. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

10 " Are these Romero slow zombies, or 28 Days Later fast zombies?”
“They were totally slow, dude. Are you blind? "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)

11 " Kate, you better take those sausages off the grill," Kiki said from the toast and juice station, "I think they're burning." I didn't want to tell her it was the scent of fried hand. "

― Carrie Harris , Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grable, #1)