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1 " That'll all be down to Snow's princessly training, Gretel supposes. Is one generally taught to handle a blade with utmost stealth and precision at princess school? "
― , Darkwood (Darkwood #1)
2 " It may be an all-seeing Mirror and former king, but that doesn't mean that it's got people skills. "
3 " Wait, hang on,' says Trevor. 'How do you know they're on their way to the village? You're not even a witch.' He ponders this for a moment. 'It's not going to turn out that you are secretly a witch after turning out to secretly not being a witch after the Huntsmen thought it turned out you were secretly a with, is it?''No.''Oh. That's a shame. That would have been quite the plot twist. "
4 " Just put it on, you egotistical horn with a pony attached to it. "
5 " Think,’ her brain screams at her. ‘Think!’ Unfortunately, it thinks ‘THINK!’ at her so insistently that it doesn’t take a moment to realise that it, in fact, is the part of Gretel that is responsible for actually thinking of something. "