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A Modest Proposal QUOTES

A Modest Proposal QUOTES

1 " For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance in salt, although perhaps I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our whole nation without it. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

2 " I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

3 " A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

4 " Un jeune américain de ma connaissance, homme très-entendu, m’a certifié à Londres qu’un jeune enfant bien sain, bien nourri, est, à l’âge d’un an, un aliment délicieux, très-nourrissant et très-sain, bouilli, rôti, à l’étuvée ou au four, et je ne mets pas en doute qu’il ne puisse également servir en fricassée ou en ragoût. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

5 " I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar’s child ... to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent nutritive meat.


Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess the times require) may flay the carcass; the skin of which artificially dressed will make admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

6 " whoever could find out a fair, cheap and easy method of making these children sound and useful members of the common-wealth, would deserve so well of the public, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

7 " It is a melancholy object to walk through this great town, or travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin doors crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or six children, all in rags and all importuning every passenger for an alms. "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal

8 " İnsan bir beladan yakasını sıyırdığında, gökyüzünden görünmeden inen bir melek ona yol göstermiş oluyor; tersine, başını olmayacak bir belaya sokmayagörsün, şeytan ona günahları nedeniyle bir sille indirmiş sayılıyor. Sızlanıp durmaktan, hayaller görmekten, saçma sapan konuşmaktan başka işe yaramayan değersiz bir ölümlüyü gören bir varlığın, cennetten ya da cehennemden kalkıp da onu herhangi bir biçimde etkileme zahmetine katlanması ya da işini gücünü bırakıp onu gözlemlemeye koyulması fikri akla yatkın mıdır? "

― Jonathan Swift , A Modest Proposal