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How To Kill Friends And Implicate People QUOTES

1 " We ran both the courier service and a detective agency from the same office, and had phone apps for both. Basically, we're Uber for parcels and mysteries. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

2 " You want them to give Batman counselling sessions?"
"It's genius. Just make Bruce Wayne get over his shit, then, presto, no more Batman. The baddies win by default. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

3 " I smiled. ‘I always say, coincidence can be a cruel thing. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

4 " It’s part of a series, they were all on display in the shop. This girl, she gets trains, has tattoos, kicks things, all sorts.’ ‘I don’t think it’s a series, Mum. They just call all books the same thing now.’ ‘Like "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

5 " I think I've decided, deep down, that killing people just isn't really a fun job.
High five? "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

6 " I gotta be honest with you, Joe. This isn't a really social job. We don't talk to each other much. We tried it once. A bunch of us all got together to have a party, maybe get to know each other better."
"What happened?"
I pause. Think how best to put it. "We accidentally triggered a civil war in Cambodia. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

7 " Battered biker jacket over the top. That was just the right mix. It was like, Hey there, I want to look cute for you, but I'm still wearing a dead cow as armour, don't get ideas.. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

8 " I've killed two people, disposed of three bodies, and torched an apartment.
I think it's time to go visit my parents. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

9 " I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

10 " I take a look around the bar, trying to spot if any of my mates are here. This could be a wind-up, with any one of them waiting to jump out and laugh. Except that would entail me having friends.
This isn't a very sociable profession. "

― Jay Stringer , How To Kill Friends And Implicate People