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1 " Money isn’t everything.’‘The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent. "
― Janet Evanovich , Notorious Nineteen (Stephanie Plum, #19)
2 " That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies. "
3 " He blew himself up.”“Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?”“Not all over the place,” I said. “He was pretty well contained, all things considered. "
4 " I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. "
5 " He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob. "
6 " I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said. "
7 " Grandma was wearing a blond Marilyn Monroe wig, a hot pink tank top, black Pilates pants, and black kitten heels. She looked like the senior version of an inflatable sex toy doll that needed more air. "
8 " I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are sexy now. Have you seen Game of Thrones? We’re hot. "
9 " I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over. "
10 " I slipped the acres of pink taffeta over my head and struggled to get it zipped. What had originally been a dress from the Little House on the Prairie collection was now straight out of the Little Whore-house on the Prairie collection. "
11 " God bless YouTube,” Lula said. “You don’t even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube. "
12 " Whoever thought a naked beach was a good idea never sat in one. "
13 " He opened two blouse buttons and traced a line along the top of my bra with his fingertip. He bent his head, brushed a kiss across my breast, and slipped his hand inside my bra. I think I might have moaned a little, and I steadied myself by sliding my hand up the inside of his thigh. It turns out that just because I think I could have a future with Morelli doesn’t mean I’m entirely immune to Ranger’s hotness. "
14 " My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn’t for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn. "
15 " She looked like the senior version of an inflatable sex toy doll that needed more air. "
16 " You sound like your mother.” “Sometimes she’s right.” Truth is, she was almost always right. And my life would probably be improved if I listened to her more often. "
17 " When are you going to start saying nothing? "
18 " Whose birthday?” I asked. “No one’s,” Connie said. “We’re celebrating that you’re not dead. "
19 " If I had a Yeti hiding in my closet I’d take the cat and go someplace else too,” Lula said. We "
20 " That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they’re lookin’ to find poloponies. "
