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1 " Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice. "
― Jay Stringer , Ways to Die in Glasgow (Sam Ireland Mysteries, #1)
2 " I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man "
3 " No, he didn’t come to me for a gun. I only said that because of you, thought maybe you’d want one, with being shot and everything.’ ‘Why the fuck would I want a gun? Would you ask a man who’s just been bitten by a shark if he wants to buy a shark? "
4 " Her name was Senga. You have to love Glasgow; once everyone figured we had enough people named Agnes, they just reversed the letters and started again. "
5 " Her name was Senga. You have to love Glasgow; once everyone figured we had enough people named Agnes, they just reversed the letters and started again. Hillcoat "
6 " He walked round to the front door and pressed the buzzer for Mackie’s flat. It was easy to spot; it was the one with ‘fuck off’ written on the nameplate. "
7 " Another problem to fix. I’ll add it to the list, right beneath the entry that says ‘everything’. "
8 " Fuck-a-doodle-do. "
9 " This was all carrying the faintest whiff of Scientology. I wondered which level of the conspiracy I needed to be at before they told me about the giant lizards and taught me how to smile in a really suspicious way. "
