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1 " I suggest you distance yourself from the fashion world. You've already made an excellent start with that dress. "
― Stuart Wakefield , Behind the Seams (Bacchus Chronicles)
2 " We don't buy organic. I ain't paying over the odds so some chicken gets extra legroom. "
3 " There's this guy at my local Italian, yeah? Proper creepy. Reckon he wants his penne in my cunnelloni. "
4 " I didn't sleep for three days. On day four, my shears came alive and told me I could make puppies out of mystical cake mix. "