Home > Work > Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1) QUOTES

Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1) QUOTES

1 " Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

2 " Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

3 " Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

4 " A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

5 " Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

6 " Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

7 " Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

8 " Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

9 " Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

10 " Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

11 " Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

12 " Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

13 " There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

14 " You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

15 " Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

16 " The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

17 " Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

18 " Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

19 " Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway? "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)

20 " Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life. "

― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)