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Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1) QUOTES

Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1) QUOTES

1 " Grimm always used rabbits, on account of a grudge he had with the Easter Bunny. I’d had a pet rabbit when I was little, and the first time I saw an augury I think I managed to throw up and faint at the same time. After that, Grimm had it done without me. Not that it mattered. After six years in this business, I’d gut Thumper himself for an ounce of Glitter. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

2 " ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim a sawed-off shotgun. She swung it toward me. “You, get in there.” She turned her attention to the crowd. “The rest of you will take a number and have a seat.” Her paperwork skills might have been lousy, but her personal touch was something I aspired to. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

3 " I wasn’t afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be careful with an upset woman. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

4 " IF I HAD a dime for every time I’ve heard “We’re all going to die” or “I’ll kill you,” I could afford a better apartment. You can only listen to so many threats of destruction, doom, or death before you start tuning them all out. So I followed the wolf out of the building, then went home. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

5 " I shook my head. “I thought you had a ‘No princesses’ rule.”

“Rules are made to be broken,” said Grimm.

Ari sat back in the chair, her eyes closed.

“Of course, young lady, there’s the matter of how we sign our contracts.”

“Not gonna happen.” Ari threw a pen at the mirror for emphasis. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

6 " Never saw a point in showing up for jury duty. I already know I’m going to vote guilty.” Ari’s mouth made a tiny O, and she put her hand to her heart. “What about justice?”
“It is justice. Whoever they are, they’re guilty of making me show up for jury duty. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

7 " IF I HAD a dime for every time I’ve heard “We’re all going to die” or “I’ll kill you,” I could afford a better apartment. You can only listen to so many threats of destruction, doom, or death before you start tuning them all out. So I followed the wolf out of the building, then went home. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

8 " If all the women in the city fought like that, muggers would take up safer occupations, like wrestling rabid tigers. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

9 " looked more like someone had let a rabid raven dance on the sign than it did actual writing. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

10 " The village was run-down, stank of butcher blood, and was filled with ravenous creatures that would rip your throat out for a snack. All of that I could deal with. The thing that made it truly abysmal was that it was in New Jersey. "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)

11 " all the women in the city "

― J.C. Nelson , Free Agent (Grimm Agency, #1)