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1 " He seemed like the type that kept people at arm's length, maybe out of arrogance or maybe from personal choice- either way, I wanted to know him so that those eyes were narrowed and focused solely on me. "
― R.S. Grey , Scoring Wilder
2 " Kinsley Grace Bryant, you crazy beautiful loon, marry me so we can make hundreds of little soccer prodigies. "
3 " If only we actually were in Harry Potter. I’d totally Crucio her ass. Yeah, that’s right, I’d use one of the Unforgivable Curses. Come at me, Ministry of Magic. "
4 " He bent down so I could hear him over the music. "What are you doing here?" he asked with a hard tone.Okay. Not the best first line. Something like, you look beautiful, have my babies would have been a little bit better. "
5 " More than Peanut M&Ms, "
6 " His hand had been resting two inches above my shorts. Which is about five inches above my vagina. So... yeah, he was basically touching my vagina. "
7 " Cue dream sequence of Liam running slowly on a beach carrying me in his arms. I love how he's strong enough to carry me with one arm while using the other arm to feed the seagulls. He's such an animal lover like that. "
8 " Thank you, Josh. Thank you for ruining my capacity to trust so that any guy that comes after you will automatically have the cards stacked against him. "
9 " His cologne was practically hijacking my ovulation cycle and I had to fight the urge to let my face collapse onto his shirt and inhale. "
10 " That’s not surprising to hear. Your daughter is definitely in love with me, Mrs. Bryant. She hasn't told me yet, but she will soon. "
11 " Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus. "
12 " I was supposed to be Nancy Drew, and instead I was Nancy Draw-the-blinds-and-put-it-in-me. Wait, what? "
13 " I thought he jaunted around on yachts and baptized babies all day. Babies that would one day grow up to be swimsuit models, thanks to his touch. "
14 " I'm not playing around with you, Kinsley. I want to be with you," he whispered in my ear before releasing my arm. I stumbled into the hallway, trying to gather my wits. "
15 " Kinsley, I'v never liked any girl more than I like M&Ms.""Am I getting close?" I joked."I'd say I like you more than regular M&Ms, but you're going to have to really step it up if you want to beat out peanut M&Ms. "
16 " I know, I know. They should make a hallmark card for that experience since it’s so cliché: “Whoops, sorry your high school boyfriend can’t keep it in his pants… here’s a cute puppy wearing a bowtie. "
17 " He was the northern star. I had no choice but to become enveloped in his brightness and let it coax me toward him. Wanting him was an unconscious impulse, like taking my next breath. "
18 " Oh, oops, how'd we get into this adorable position? Strategic planing, my friend. "
19 " Being alone with him was a bad idea, like playing around water when you can’t swim. "
20 " Cheat on me once, shame on him. Cheat on me twice... what the actual fuck is going on? "
