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1 " Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse? "
― Lani Diane Rich , Time Off for Good Behavior
2 " Forgive me, Father, but I'm not Catholic. "
3 " I crossed my arms. "You're saying I'm not usually polite?"He staged a sigh. "It's amazing how quickly I can regret saying something with you…""I'm polite. I'm very fucking polite. "
4 " What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle. "
5 " There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there? "
6 " Forgive me, Father, but I'm still screwed up. "
7 " A veces, decir <> o <> hace que sea más fácil de soportar el día. -Elizabeth "
8 " Sólo porque algo no sea buena idea no significa que no debas hacerlo -Elizabeth "