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Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9) QUOTES

Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9) QUOTES

1 " I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselves to you. Do this or die. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

2 " He plugged the phone into the outlet.
It rang.
Roman stared at it as if it were a viper.
The phone rang again.
He unplugged it. “There.”
“It can’t be that bad,” I told him.
“Oh, it’s bad.” Roman nodded. “My dad refused to help my second sister buy a house, because he doesn’t like her boyfriend. My mother called him and it went badly. She cursed him. Every time he urinates, the stream arches up and over. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

3 " So far I had the god of evil and the god of terror on my side. My good-guy image was taking a serious beating. Maybe I should recruit some unicorns or kittens with rainbow powers to even us out. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

4 " Yes,” Curran said. “We’d like you to officiate.”

“I’m sorry?”

“We’d like you to marry us,” I said.

Roman’s eyes went wide. He pointed to himself. “Me?”

“Yes,” Curran said.

“Marry you?”

“Yes.”

“You do know what I do, right?”

“Yes,” I said. “You’re Chernobog’s priest. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

5 " I hadn’t crossed the line. I’d ridden an elephant up to it and run back and forth along its edge while a mariachi band played in the background, but I hadn’t crossed it. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

6 " Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

7 " You should’ve let me twist his head off,” Mahon said. “You can’t let people insult your wife, Curran. One day you’ll have to choose diplomacy or your spouse. I’m telling you now, it’s got to be your wife. Diplomacy doesn’t care if you live or die. Your wife does. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

8 " When some supernatural filth tries to carry off the children, call Roman so he can wade through blood and sewage to rescue them, but when it’s something nice like a wedding or a naming, oh no, we can’t have Chernobog’s volhv involved. It’s bad luck. Get Nikolai. When he finds out who I’m going to marry, he’ll have an aneurysm. His head will explode. It’s good that he’s a doctor, maybe he can treat himself. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

9 " May your life be rich in blessings and poor in misfortunes. May you see your children’s children grow up and make you proud. May your fights be short, your laughter loud, and your passion hot. May you live long and die happy. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

10 " I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

11 " Bring the ex-Consort to me.” “Curran!” I backed away from the railing. “Curran, help!” Laughter exploded in the bedroom. Bastard. • "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

12 " You’re the least power-hungry person I’ve ever met. You’re also the most stubborn person I’ve ever met. Disrespectful. Mouthy.” “You mean independent and proactive in taking initiative.” “That, "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

13 " One day you’ll have to choose diplomacy or your spouse. I’m telling you now, it’s got to be your wife. Diplomacy doesn’t care if you live or die. Your wife does. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

14 " Do you remember when we went to the Black Sea and you pretended to be infatuated with Lorelei?” “Not that again.” His face shut down. “I’m going to do something very dangerous and stupid. I’ve done some idiotic things in my life, but this takes the cake.” “Tell me.” “No.” Gold rolled over his eyes. “What do you mean, no?” “If I tell you, you will stop me from doing it.” “Now you have to tell me.” I shook my head. “I’m calling in the Lorelei favor. You have to let me run with this.” “Kate!” “No. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

15 " No.” Roman got up off his chair. “The wedding night is for you and Curran. The wedding is for everyone else and it’s the price you pay so you can get to the wedding night. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

16 " FLYING WAS OVERRATED. Heights were very overrated. Flying with wings was probably less overrated when said wings belonged to you, but when you were dangling in a swing that bopped up and down every time the angel of death carrying you beat his wings, you reached a new level of appreciation for walking. Walking was amazing and awesome, and I really wanted to do it again as soon as possible. "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

17 " A roar rumbled in Curran’s throat. Barabas sat back a bit. I shuddered. “So scary. Still can’t tell you.” He opened his mouth. “Lorelei,” I said. Curran swore. Barabas "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

18 " I leaned into Barabas’s office. “Do you want to come help pick out a suit for Christopher?” “No,” Barabas said firmly, tapping a stack of papers against his desk to even it out. “Why?” “Because I don’t need to see him in a suit.” Curran "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

19 " Dali elbowed Jim in the ribs. “What he meant to say was he is sorry that duties of his office and his own paranoid nature caused him to overreact.” Jim looked like someone had hit him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. “Yes.” “And "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

20 " Screw that. We’re going to lunch.” “It’s almost dinnertime.” “Then we’re going to dinch. Or lunner. Or whatever the hell early-dinner-late-lunch stupid combo we can come up with.” “Now isn’t . . .” Andrea’s eyes blazed. “Kate, I’m nine months pregnant and I’m hungry. Get in the damn car.” I got in the Jeep, and Andrea peeled out like a bat out of hell. “We’re "

― Ilona Andrews , Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)