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Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2) QUOTES

Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2) QUOTES

1 " The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! Gaahhhhhhh! "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

2 " It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

3 " The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

4 " You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first? "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

5 " Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

6 " Douglas Adams was right: There is nothing so massively useful in the universe as a towel. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

7 " paranoia was my standard operating procedure. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

8 " You killed my father,” he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. “Prepare to die!” “Inigo Montoya? Is that you? "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

9 " Demons smell like ass—nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

10 " They may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

11 " I still didn’t know quite what the witches were capable of. The threshold could be booby-trapped or enchanted. I could be walking into a cage fight with a demon. Hell, she could open the door with a Glock 9 in her hand and put a bullet in my ear, or throw a cat at me, or call me a damn hippie. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

12 " That wasn't English she was speaking: it was the language of diplomacy. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

13 " Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

14 " Leif stared at me, utterly still, the way only vampires and pet rocks can manage. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

15 " It's only a slight modification of causality. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

16 " That would be me,” I said. “Good afternoon, gentlemen. Is this a joke?” “I beg your pardon?” the older fellow inquired politely, a faint smile on his narrow face. He sounded like an English butler. “You know, a tall priest and a short rabbi walk into a pagan bookstore …” “What?” He looked down at his companion, seeming to realize for the first time that he was quite a bit shorter and in fact of a different religious order than he. “Oh, gracious, I suppose it must seem amusing at that.” He didn’t seem amused, though. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

17 " He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, “Have you changed your mind about Thor?” “Um … no,” I said, and he promptly hung "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

18 " You will need to make an effort to appear a little less scruffy. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

19 " Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)

20 " So in a sense it’s we with faith who create gods, not the gods who create us. And, if that’s the case, then it’s we who created the universe. "

― Kevin Hearne , Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2)