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The Unhoneymooners QUOTES

The Unhoneymooners QUOTES

1 " When I signed up for this honeymoon, I had no idea it would involve so much nudity... "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

2 " I wanted to translate your frowns and find out what your problem with me was and then bend you over the back of my couch. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

3 " I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

4 " knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

5 " I am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

6 " An eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie,” I say to myself, glaring at the screenless seat back in front of me. “Maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

7 " love is exhausting. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

8 " And I get it. As much as I hate him . . . I think I’m starting to like us. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

9 " Rumor has it your dad brought her flowers and she pulled off every petal and used them to spell PUTA in the snow. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

10 " Don't threaten me with a good time "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

11 " I like the idea of saving to buy a place of my own or having some extra in the bank for an adventure once I figure out what kind of adventure I want to have. I see all these choices unrolling in front of me - career, travel, friends, geography - and despite things being insane and hard and messy, I don't think I've ever liked myself more than I do now. It's the strangest feeling to be proud simply because I'm taking care of me and mine. Is this what it's like to grow up? "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

12 " Think out loud with me. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

13 " It's so exhausting pretending to hate you. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

14 " Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

15 " I feel like I should apologize,” I say. “You did throw up directly afterward.” He laughs quietly, under his breath. “As if that would be my reaction to seeing you naked, Olive.” The door opens and closes again. When I turn to ask him what he meant, he’s gone. • "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

16 " the only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

17 " It's the strangest feeling to be proud simply because I'm taking care of me and mine. Is this what it's like to grow up? "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

18 " Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

19 " What’s it like having a twin?” “What’s it’s like not having a twin?” I reply, and he laughs. “Touché. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners

20 " You don't get to choose the circumstances. That's the point of luck: it happens when and where it happens. "

― Christina Lauren , The Unhoneymooners