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Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1) QUOTES

Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1) QUOTES

1 " I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

2 " The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple who’re still glaring.

“Don’t you have something to better to work on?” I hiss. “Like golfing or eating prunes or dying?”

The old lady looks shocked.

“Okay, sorry, not dying. But seriously, prunes are good for you. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

3 " Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!”
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
“I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears? "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

4 " You’re seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you haven’t even met yet! Don’t act like you’re tired of the puss-puss, no guy is ever tired of the puss-puss. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

5 " I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. He’s buried behind piles of the stuff. I can barely see tufts of his blonde hair poking out. I reach into the paperwork pile and shove the two halves aside. Hundreds of them fall off the desk and to the floor. Papers drift through the air like snowflakes. Fat, boring-ass snowflakes. Wren looks up, face slack with shock.
“Whatcha doing?” I ask.
“Dividing up funding for the other clubs,” He whispers, clearly distraught. A paper plops onto his head and slides off dejectedly. I’m respectful for three seconds.
“So anyway, I had this nightmare in which Jack was sexy and Kayla died. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

6 " How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - "
“Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the right time. I saw you and had to - ”
“Stalk me.”
“ - delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

7 " I’m gross. Look at me – getting all sloppy in front of my mortal enemy. Unexecutable. Inexhaustible. Un…un…under the sea. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

8 " Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”
“You’re drunk.”
“Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

9 " Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with?” She asks. “Seventy. At least.” “How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

10 " I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we spent together affectionately and oh god I remember now you pervert!”
“You were the one who shouted ‘sex’!” He hisses.
“You were the one who was born, so really I think that’s the root of the problem. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

11 " Sometimes, we can’t do the things we want to do for ourselves. Sometimes we wait for someone else to do them. You can’t always wait like that. You have to seek out change on your own. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

12 " And then he came, and pulled her petals off one by one, forcing her to surround herself with thorns to survive. But he missed one petal. And she guards it with a tiger's ferocity. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

13 " Let's go. We have to confront her."

I scoff. "Confront her? That's a little mild, don't you think? I'm going to rip her tits off. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

14 " Hello, spawn!” I coo at Kayla’s baby brother as he waddles into her room. He burps at me.
“It looks like you guys speak the same language,” Kayla quips.
“Where was that sass when Jack was making you cry at Avery’s party?”
“Uh, hello? He’s my crush? I’m not going to sass him.”
“Flash ‘em the sass before you flash ‘em the ass.”
“What kind of saying is that?” She laughs.
“Grandma-saying. She’s the head of the motorcycle gang at her nursing home. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

15 " And offers me a black rose.
"I figured you'd hate flowers, so I decided to get one that matched your soul" He says. I take the flower, careful not to touch any of his long finger. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

16 " I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear? "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

17 " She was probably a trusting, naïve girl before him, like a daisy. And then he came, and pulled her petals off one by one, forcing her to surround herself with thorns to survive. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

18 " I’m all about that shit.”
Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown.
“I’m all about that poop,” I correct delicately. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

19 " Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)

20 " Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT FAILSAUCES! XD.

What's an XD?

A sideways laughing face of horrendous proportions. Don't change the subject. "

― Sara Wolf , Love Me Never (Lovely Vicious, #1)