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Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1) QUOTES

Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1) QUOTES

1 " Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

2 " Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

3 " Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life... well, life. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

4 " Glasgow? Isn’t that in Sweden?” Dody was asking. He shook his head. “Scotland.” “Oh, yes, Scotland. Why, you must know Sean Connery then? He’s Scottish. Or is he German?” Des bit back a smile. “He is Scottish, but no, I never had the pleasure.” “Really? That’s surprising. Sweden is such a small country.” “Scotland.” “What? Oh, yes. Scotland. Why did you move from there, dear? Was it because of the potatoes?” She patted his hand sympathetically. “The potatoes?” “Potato famine was in Ireland, Mom,” Jasper said, banging the oven door shut. “In the 1840s,” I added, wanting to show off a little of my vast wealth of useless, esoteric facts. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

5 " Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

6 " Hating him had not come upon me all at once. It was gradual, creeping over me slowly, insidiously, like frostbite, until eventually I was frozen solid. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

7 " You’ll find the balance you need as soon as you let go of how you think things should be and accept them as they are. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

8 " That’s called style, girlfriend. It’s what sets us apart from the animals. And the rednecks. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

9 " Ours was the kind of dinner conversation one might expect to find in an English-as-a-second-language course or in the babble of a Pentecostal church. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

10 " The conversation blended into a sort of anecdotal jambalaya, with bits of our history woven in with pop culture trivia. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

11 " Hello?” I tried to sound skinny. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

12 " Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

13 " Love is a grave mental disease.” “Shakespeare?” Kyle shook his head. “Plato. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

14 " popcorn, with Jordan fast on her heels. They sprinted into the dense growth of the overburdened flower beds and began running zigzag patterns around the sculptures. “Be careful in that mess of weeds!” I "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

15 " It’s just practical. People die every day, so none of us should waste one little minute. I, for one, am going to kick up my heels while I’ve got some kick left. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

16 " si dejamos de reír, habrán ganado los terroristas. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

17 " you guys! Come "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

18 " cuando la vida te da naranjas, hazte un zumo. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

19 " you can’t fight against the universal balance. Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)

20 " He put me in charge of chopping vegetables. I considered cutting my finger so he’d have to hold my hand to examine it, but that seemed a little drastic. Maybe I could be captivating without resorting to self-mutilation. "

― Tracy Brogan , Crazy Little Thing (Bell Harbor, #1)