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Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Jumper QUOTES

1 " You'd have looked perfect to me if you'd walked into the room wearing a clown outfit, with a big red nose and huge shoes,' said Rob, giving her a smile that would have made every woman in a three-mile radius melt a little inside. 'Even if you'd sprayed my face with water from a fake flower. "

― , Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Jumper

2 " He'd probably faint at the sight of their hoards of undies, make-up, and never-put-away tampon boxes. "

― , Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Jumper

3 " It was only a searing pain running from her coccyx that was giving her any trouble. She'd landed on her arse - which, thankfully, had enough padding on it to have saved her from anything more serious. Three cheers for fat-bottomed girls. "

― , Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Jumper