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The Loch QUOTES

The Loch QUOTES

1 " More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest to our Creator, who, for all our murderous efforts, most likely despises the lot of us. "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

2 " ... Will ye be there for him in his time of need, or do you prefer to take your anger with you to the grave? "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

3 " Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance. "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

4 " An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air. "Heh, neebr, goat a deid an'mal in yer bac'pac, or iz it ye tha' bloody stinks?"
My brain took a moment to translate. "Actually, yes, there is a dead animal in my backpack, but I probably stink, too. "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

5 " ...it takes exactly eighteen shots tae polish off a fifth o' a bottle o' Scotch, thus, a game o' golf equates tae eighteen holes... "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

6 " That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister. "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

7 " Three lights should be fine." - Zachary

"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald "

― Steve Alten , The Loch

8 " Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?"
"I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts... "

― Steve Alten , The Loch