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Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark QUOTES

1 " Suddenly one day I sprouted boobs. Not *just* boobs. Enormous boobs. When puberty finally struck, I developed faster than a Polaroid. In my mind at least, I remember going to bed flat as a board one night and waking up with ginormous breasts the next morning. It was like, whoa, dude - this is better than the tooth fairy! "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

2 " We all have our own scars. Let them be a blessing and not a curse. "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

3 " For so long, I’d believed I was doing the right thing by sticking out the marriage to keep our family together, but I finally realized that staying in such a dysfunctional relationship was worse than the alternative. "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

4 " Y'know, I think I've learned something here today. I've learned that friendship is like cheese. The longer it sits around, the stronger it gets...and that, that...friends are like cheap toupees. You've gotta hang onto 'em when things get stormy. But most of all, I've learned that you can search and search the wide world over, but in the end, your own backyard is right...behind...your house. "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

5 " The Opposite of Famous "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

6 " The Verbally Abusive Relationship by Patricia Evans, "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

7 " Abusers aren’t interested in wimps. They like a challenge. If an abusive man perceives his spouse or girlfriend as having more power than he does, taking her down a notch or two gives his self-esteem, security, and identity a boost. "

― , Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark