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Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays QUOTES

Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays QUOTES

1 " There are few sounds as soothing to me as the gentle patter of rain falling outside. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

2 " I’m not really an expert on the nature of holes. I just strongly feel that holes are begging to be filled (the penis is aware of this). And I don’t think a hole wants to be a hole. I think a hole wants to be something else. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

3 " I write to better acquaint myself with my own thoughts and feelings. I don’t know how other people process existence, but if I don’t get it down on the page, I’ll never really understand it. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

4 " Whatever is going on inside the hearts of people today, I want no part of it. Besides, it’s not like I can change it. I could shout on the street corner all day and no one will really hear me. And since I have no interest in throwing straw wrenches into societal gears that aren’t going to be stopped anyway, I don’t care anymore. I just don’t fucking care. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

5 " The regrettable fact of our reality is that life is always lived in the retrospect. We never know what is to come, and most of us haven’t learned how to live in the now. As such, all we have is the past. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

6 " Reality is designed to keep people lost. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

7 " I sometimes think the entire human species is just a fucked-up tapestry woven out of little particles of prolonged sadness, living next to one another in sustained dissonance, reacting to each other and to the bitter truths of the Universe, replicating themselves and their sorrow on and on and on, with no end in sight save for the virus that finally wipes us and our grotesque dysfunction from the surface of the planet once and for all. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

8 " Depression is what naturally occurs when the conditions of reality do not match our misguided expectations, when the fruition of what we think ought to characterize existence fails to manifest. It’s the ensuing dissonance we feel when what we believe should be falls short of what is. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

9 " I’m paving my own road, confronting (or at least trying to confront), the storm the only way I know how: from a quiet place of solitude and reflection where all my demons can be heard the loudest. I don’t do this because I like their song. I do this because I want them dead. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

10 " If there was one message I could be known for in the years and centuries after I’m gone, one message for which I’m remembered, if I am remembered at all, it would be the urgent bulletin I’m delivering right here and now: where you are now and what you are now—at this precise moment—is absolutely, one hundred percent okay… and accepting yourself right now for who and what and where you are is not only your best bet, it’s your only bet. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

11 " Every time I exit my lair and venture out among the multitudes, I’m always bringing my isolation with me. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

12 " My life has often been characterized by a perpetual desire to be somewhere other than wherever I am at any given moment. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

13 " If there was/is a God, or a designer, a creator, or whatever you want to call it, I would think rain is his calling card. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays

14 " The rain lies to us. Ah, but how sweet are the words of deception it whispers to the many broken souls among our kind, a pitiful bunch of dreamers with which I irrevocably belong. "

― Michael Vito Tosto , Elsewhere and Otherwise: Essays