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Bridget and Joan's Diary QUOTES

Bridget and Joan's Diary QUOTES

1 " * Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel. "

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2 " Bridget's fiancé keeps giving her late-night booty calls. Although he has to ring at midday so she can get there in time. "

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3 " Bridget -
I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark.

Joan -
I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm. "

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4 " The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the place where he spent his happiest moments - but Bridget wasn't keen no having ash all over her duvet. "

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5 " Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach. "

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6 " Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'. "

― , Bridget and Joan's Diary