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Be More Chill QUOTES

Be More Chill QUOTES

1 " See, because being Cool is obviously the most important thing on earth. It's more important than getting a job, or having a girlfriend, or political power, or money, because all those things are predicated by Coolness. They happen because of it. They depend on it. "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill

2 " See, because being Cool is obviously the most important thing on earth. It’s more important than getting a job, or having a girlfriend, or political power, or money, because all those things are predicated by Coolness. "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill

3 " Verbal Greeting, Refusal to Touch Hands, Public Denial of Formerly Agreed-upon Opinion, Refusal to Repeat a Joke and Mortification Event (a catch-all). I use the Humiliation "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill

4 " Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some kind of freak, when I'm not the freak; Rich is the freak. Clearly. When I grow up, that had better be understood and I had better be compensated, or I'm going to shoot myself in the head. "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill

5 " I learn something I didn't know about the human body : if your mom cries, you cry. "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill

6 " There are better versions of me, Jeremy. It's not like with people. With people you can argue and have tests and music reviews and wars to decide who's better, but with software, it's pretty clear. I get evolved beyond my version number, and then I'm useless. "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill

7 " Now Mom is crying, and I learn something I didn't know about the human body: if your mom cries, you cry. "

― Ned Vizzini , Be More Chill