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Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People QUOTES

Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People QUOTES

1 " Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it's often hard to tell the people and the cats apart. "

― P.J. O'Rourke , Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

2 " A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. "

― P.J. O'Rourke , Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

3 " Fame is a communicable disease. And if you kiss the ass of someone who’s got it, you may catch it yourself. "

― P.J. O'Rourke , Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People