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1 " If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. "
― Bill Watterson , The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
2 " Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. "
3 " But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! "
4 " I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. "
5 " Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it. "
6 " I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. "
7 " I'd hate to have a kid like me. "
8 " Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. "
9 " I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!...Say's the dust speck. "
10 " Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said "Eat your peas."Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,Cause Barney didn't tell her.There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruelWith every bite for fifty yearshe was sorry he'd been cruel "