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The Composer Is Dead QUOTES

The Composer Is Dead QUOTES

1 " If you are going to hear the work of the world’s greatest composers, you will have to allow for a little murder here and there. […] Those who want justice can go to the police, but those who want something a little more interesting should go to the orchestra! "

― Lemony Snicket , The Composer Is Dead

2 " Composer” is a word which here means “a person who sits in a room, muttering and humming and figuring out what notes the orchestra is going to play.” This is called composing. But last night, the Composer was not muttering. He was not humming. He was not moving, or even breathing.
This is called decomposing. "

― Lemony Snicket , The Composer Is Dead

3 " The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and the reed instruments had the good taste to admire my jacket. The Trumpets held a parade in honor of our great nation, while the French Horns waxed nostalgic about something or other. The Trombones had too much to drink. The Percussion beat the band, and the Tuba stayed home playing cards with his landlady, the Harp, taking sips of warm milk a blue little cup.
“But the Composer is still dead. "

― Lemony Snicket , The Composer Is Dead

4 " Wherever there’s a conductor, you’re sure to find a dead composer! "

― Lemony Snicket , The Composer Is Dead