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Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5) QUOTES

Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5) QUOTES

1 " Give him Bigfoot with an AK-47, a room full of sugar-induced five-year-olds, or any supermodel on the circuit in a little black dress playing a private game of cops and robbers with his fly, and he’d be fine. Wouldn’t break a sweat. But, put him within fifty feet of Maddie Freemont? He turned into a tongue-tied, forgot-his-own-name, card-carrying member of the idiot brigade. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

2 " She cast her gaze over him, pausing on the pink, sparkly backpack slung over his shoulder. The sexy, adorable man. “I don’t think you bat for my team, sheriff. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

3 " At this rate, he’d be able to spend quality time with her for a whole day without flipping his gourd when he was ninety. Something to look forward to. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

4 " People of Redwood Ridge always referred to themselves as victims when they were found in the path of Cupid’s arrow, wielded by the sisters. They ran. They hid. They resisted. In the end, they succumbed. He was the sheriff. He got around. He saw and heard things most didn’t. And the truth was, not a solitary “victim” was unhappy after The Battleaxes were through with them. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

5 " The universe had a terrible sense of humor. Nothing she hated more than being the punch line. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

6 " What exactly do you think is going to happen to me in Redwood Ridge? A Halloween display falling on me? Blown over by the force of someone waving hello? No, no, I got it. I’ll get diabetes after I’m forced to eat a cookie from the free sample display by the bakery. I hear sugar calling to me now. Dangerous stuff. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

7 " He was not thinking of Maddie I-Live-To-Make-Your-Life-Miserable Freemont in terms of sexuality. He was not attracted to her in the least. Period and exclamation point. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

8 " One shouldn’t live in the past, Parker. You’ll smack into something in the present looking backward and not get a clear view of your future. Trust me. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

9 " For the love of all the Gobstoppers in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, would he please just leave her alone? "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

10 " The lopsided grin was just a cheap shot. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

11 " How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip? "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)

12 " He was nose-diving way past in like with her and headed straight toward Faceplantville. "

― Kelly Moran , Under Pressure (Redwood Ridge, #5)