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Feeling Lucky QUOTES

Feeling Lucky QUOTES

1 " I can smack a ball-bearing between your abusive fiancé’s eyes before his wingtips hit the sidewalk. "

― , Feeling Lucky

2 " I sat in my brown-belted gi at the painted metal table outside of Einstein’s and Peet’s with Mr. Ho, my Kenpo Karate instructor in his black-belted gi, and my bronze, canine psychologist, wearing his/her Lacoste eyeglasses. "

― , Feeling Lucky

3 " From The Other Side, Uncle Roscoe was still exercising his Second Amendment rights. Protecting me from my stalker? Or was his gun going to get me killed? "

― , Feeling Lucky

4 " But I couldn’t help thinking—Who the hell eats bats? Probably nothing. "

― , Feeling Lucky

5 " If I were a lesbian, I’d probably be one of those lipstick lesbians, which I of course had in my pocket for touch-ups later. "

― , Feeling Lucky

6 " Comfort took a distant second to fashion where footwear was concerned. Unless of course, one was fleeing! "

― , Feeling Lucky

7 " Haven’t you ever done something you regretted when you woke up the next morning?” Steven asked.
I didn’t want to tell him how many times. "

― , Feeling Lucky

8 " Remember—a woman’s brain wasn’t fully developed until she was 27. "

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9 " So why not a woman, too—if I was dating her? "

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10 " Some characters and situations are fictitious. Others are only too real. "

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11 " I was a small fish in a big sea of amorous deceit. "

― , Feeling Lucky

12 " You’re lucky to have that face. But it doesn’t make you happy. "

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13 " Of course, I was much younger back then. And not exactly willing. "

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14 " Stage Mom Mom swore she never knew what went on behind The Producer’s Green Door. "

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15 " The gold cross around his neck lay itself upon me. "

― , Feeling Lucky