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The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats QUOTES

The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats QUOTES

1 " the fact that they stole their whole shtick from Woody Guthrie and the coal-mining bards. While the alternative nation meows about personal fashion angst, the Appalachian nation still sings about unemployment. "

― Jim Goad , The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats

2 " [The militia experts] accuse antigoverment agitants of paranoia, yet they spin around and claim that militias speak in coded phrases, have underground bunkers, and are secretly conspiring to take over the world and enslave minorities. They say it`s lunacy that men at the pentagon can conspire, yet they`re certain that farmers out on the plain are plotting as we speak.

They depict the United Nations as weak und ineffectual, yet they portray raggedy-ass backwoodsmen as the world`s biggest organized military threat. "

― Jim Goad , The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats

3 " [The militia experts] accuse antigoverment agitants of paranoia, yet they spin around and claim that militias speak in coded phrases, have underground bunkers, and are secretly conspiring to take over the world and enslave minorities. They say it`s lunacy that men at the pentagon can conspire, yet they`re certain that farmers out on the plain are plotting as we speak.

They depict the United Nations as weak und ineffectual, yet they portray raggedy-ass backwoodsmen as the world`s biggest organized military threat. "

― Jim Goad , The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats

4 " A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as "America`s leading expert on the militia movement" writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the night of the Oklahoma City bombing. He told junior that it happened "because they hated too much"

For now, let`s accept the premise that one hundred sixty-eight humans died in Oklahoma City because people "hated too much"

Now answer these questions if you would be so kind: did a federal sniper shoot Vicki Weaver in the face because he hated too much? Did our government conduct the Tuskegee with syphilis on black soldiers because it hated too much? "

― Jim Goad , The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats

5 " there’s a simpler reason that white collars hate white trash—rednecks were the ones who beat them up in high school. That’s usually the only time white-collar white liberals were forced to mingle with white trash. High school was probably the most egalitarian social experiment they were ever required to make, and they haven’t stopped running from it yet. "

― Jim Goad , The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats

6 " When you die, your sphincter muscles relax to the point where you empty your bowels. While alive, you instinctively maintain enough anal tension to hold it all in. Redneck leisure is the same way— it releases tension, but it's careful not to release too much. Most people would lose all stability in their lives if they ever jumped off the carousel. When there's no way to get off the merry-go-round, you'd better learn to enjoy being dizzy. If they learned to mellow out, they'd never go to work again, and then they'd starve to death. Self-esteem would probably cost them their jobs. If the waters were too tranquil, they'd see the bottom too clearly. Getting rid of all their problems would mean getting rid of their job, and where would that leave them? Enlightened, if penniless. Sure, drug and alcohol abuse create more problems than they solve. But that's precisely why people abuse them. "

― Jim Goad , The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats