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Coyote Blue QUOTES

Coyote Blue QUOTES

1 " Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

2 " Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

3 " One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

4 " My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham... "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

5 " That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

6 " Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure.Thinking about her six kids and her smoker's hack, she wondered if perhaps peer pressure didn't always lead to the best habits. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

7 " Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

8 " Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

9 " Why understand when you can believe? "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

10 " Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you. They weren't supposed to sit in your office smoking cigarettes. God's didn't do anything. They were supposed to ignore you and let you suffer and die having never known whether your religion was a waste of time. Faith. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

11 " It's easier to keep a secret if people think you're crazy "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

12 " If you're going to learn, you need to forget what you know. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

13 " Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

14 " You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

15 " To be safe is to be afraid. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

16 " Back in the buffalo days, the Cheyenne prophet Sweet Medicine had seen a vision of men with hair on their faces who would come bringing a white sand that was poison to Indians. The prophecy had come true, the white sand was sugar, and Adeline blamed the white man for poisoning her right up to two hundred pounds. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

17 " If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

18 " The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim had tried to escape. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

19 " Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue

20 " Liebe - von allen fiesen Streichen, die einem die Ironie des Lebens so spielt, der bei weitem fieseste. "

― Christopher Moore , Coyote Blue