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1 " How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle.What was it, anyway, that angry thing that flew at me?I am unused to banshees crying Boo at me.Your wife can’t be a banshee—Or can she? "
― Ogden Nash , The Private Dining-room and Other Verses
2 " A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. "
