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101 " The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing. "
― Ryan Lilly , Write like no one is reading
102 " If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care. "
― David C Holley, , Write like no one is reading
103 " Divine does not tempt us to see what's in our hearts, it tempts us so we could see what's in our hearts. "
― Aleksandra Ninković , Write like no one is reading
104 " I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters. "
― Jennifer Harrison, , Write like no one is reading
105 " You know what truly aches? Having so much inside you and not having the slightest clue of how to pour it out. "
― Crystal Woods , Write like no one is reading
106 " I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it. "
107 " My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities. "
― Jennifer Harrison , Write like no one is reading
108 " I don’t understand why Universities only offer undergraduate classes during the day when their professional staff should be smart enough to know that a large percentage of their students are non-traditional. "
― Heather Chapple, , Write like no one is reading
109 " My wit is only as stupid as the audience. "
110 " If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are. "
111 " The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. "
112 " I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up. "
113 " Every time I thought to, I wrote about you. "
114 " I can't save you unless you save me, too. "
― Karen Quan , Write like no one is reading
115 " Only a woman is capable of stalking someone, just so she could have the pleasure of ignoring him. "
116 " My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it. "
117 " After three hundred miles of musicians and endless tequila shots, the tour bus driver had never been more eager to dump us in the middle of another small, sober town. "
118 " I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same. "
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119 " If you're trying to change someone you love, you don't love them. It's the oddnesses, the most unique imperfections that you'd miss the most. That's the stuff you can't replace. Everything else is easy to come by. "
120 " Certain things are extremely difficult to understand, such as the concept of unconditional love, perhaps it is due to mislead thoughts about God’s love for us. Assuming that we can say or do certain things and suddenly lose this love and approval. But I when I picture God I picture him standing with his arms out saying, "Beth stop punishing yourself." And he says it like my dad used to say, with such great authority and assurance in his voice that I can't help but smile, and know it's gonna be ok. "