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1 " Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I am. Flaws and all. Because I'm good in bed and I can carry heavy things and reach all the high shelves. "
― Lauren Dane , Coming Undone (Brown Family, #2)
2 " Like I need to play on the Wii when you're there willing to f*** me. Video games are what men invented to fill the sex void. Any man who chooses video games over sex deserves to live in his mother's basement with his mint-condition, in box Star Wars figurines and his real doll. "
3 " You don't always choose who you love, sometimes it just happens. "
4 " You shut up. I'm older and I'm not going to stay at your palace of decadence and deviance." --Brody to Erin. "
5 " Umm, let me see. Hmmm, what to say, what to say? Oh, I know. Fuck you. "
6 " Hi there! You’re cute. Do you have any girlfriends? ‘Cause Gran says Momma needs a man in her life. Then Pops says, ‘Pfft, Martine, the last thing Elise needs is a man!’ But I think my Gran is right.”“Rennie, for tonight, let’s play the think-about-what-we-say-before-we-say-it-game. "
7 " Baby, you two are my girls. I’ll protect you. I’ll protect you both. "
8 " He knew he’d be back, because he had a bit of a like on for the very charming, blushing Elise. Like was a good thing between two single adults. Especially if it entailed naked and horizontal moments. "
9 " Elise ran back to her room to freshen up. Just because she wasn’t looking for a boyfriend didn’t mean she couldn’t look nice enough to inspire some wank bank fantasies for Brody. "
10 " Mick, I love your tiger. Which isn't a euphemism for your penis. Though I really like that too. "
11 " A mad killer or anything, darling. If you’re going to insult our neighbor, let’s use proper grammar to do so.” Brody "